Silly (MSM) Love Songs

By Mike DeVine, Legal Editor for The Minority Report and The HinzSight Report

MSM Ball Songs
(Sung to the tune of Paul McCartney’s ‘Silly Love Songs')

You’d think that people would’ve had enough of Jesse’s love songs
But I look around him and I see MSM sycophants

Some people wanna un-fill the world with Obama testes
And what’s wrong with that?

And I'd like to know, there goes Jesse again

I love my balls, I love my testes
Jesse loves Jesse, Hillary wants testes

(2008 Rooster Crowing Records)

Gamecock lawyer has been to a few formal BALLS like the one Cosmo Kramer (naked back twirl and all – You shoulda’ seen my babe, Carol) attended with George Costanza on Seinfeld, but I so tire of the informal ones the MSM calls NEWS and foists upon the unsuspecting everyday.

I refer of course, to the gotcha silly word games Gramm (now in separate blog) and Jackson that have dominated the last 48 hours of Balls, that sound like Silly Love Songs in O’Reilly and Couric ears:

Rev. Jackson’s desired castration of Barack the Messiah, Lord Obama, due to said Messiah's of late public eschewing of blame whitey rhetoric as per darker hued older children having babies.

Jesse would like to deliver Obama’s balls to Hillary’s Testicle Lock Box and thus reclaim his position as Number One Black Man in the Democratic Party and America. Unfortunately, Barack’s testes were long ago removed by the Obama who wears the pants in the South Side of Chicago family from just south of Barack's belt to just north of Michelle's reach, a safe place where Hillary can’t go since college. Too bad for Ms. Rodham that she never thought of Michelle’s plan.

But seriously, given Jackson’s love chile (see Jimi Hendrix for spelling), hymietown, and shakedowns, and given Rev. Sharpton’s riot incitings, tax non-payings and tawana brawlings, isn’t the real story the sorry state of journalism? Why do they even waste a mike on these clowns?

I can think of one reason this year, i.e. that they are advisers to the presumptive Democratic nominee for President. The man that wants the nukes who is counting on the MSM to continue to cover for the leftist and black pathologies that are every bit as ridiculous and dangerous as were those of the segregated white south and the KKK.

And to paraphrase the best Beatle, “What’s wrong with that?”

Nothing, so long as most Americans hear thru it. I think they will.

McCain in a landslide.

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